Join: Dec 3, 2008

Name: jokemasterslifer

Gender: Male

Hometown: Squadalla! We're off!

Location: Stalkers got nothin on me, US

Videos Watched: 17367

Subscribers: 23

Channel Views: 1645

Books: The Bible, Calvin and Hobbes.

Movies: Spongebob, Sonic, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Journey to the Center of the Earth, etc.

Music: Christian, Tay Zonday, Acoustic, Foreign, Techno, Crush 40, ZebraHead, Scatman John, etc.

Hobbies: Doing God's Work, Spending time with my family and dogs, Playing Games, Being lazy (lolz), Surfin' the Web

STOP SENDING ME THE FREAKIN' FRIEND INVITES!! I'LL BE THE ONE TO SEND YOU ONE OK?! SOME OF THE NEW ONES I HAVE ACCEPTED, BUT SERIOUSLY, SOME OF THEM, I HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THEIR CHANNELS! SO STOP WITH THE RANDOM FRIEND INVITES!I'm a (Hey Viacom, I'm 85 years ooolllddd!) year old Christian, who loves God, animals, and my family. I mostly make Youtube Poops, but I also do Angry German Kid videos, if you have a suggestion for a video or a request, feel free to PM me, I'm running out of Angry German Kid ideas anyway. :P-------††††-------Please-------††††-------Place-------††††-------This††††††††††††Cross††††††††††††On-------††††-------Your-------††††-------Channel-------††††-------To Show-------††††-------That You-------††††-------Love & Believe-------††††-------In God and Jesus---[]------Put this on your YouTube page[][][][][] if you're---[]--- not embarrassed---[]--- to tell---[]--- others that---[]--- you're a---[]--- Christian------------------------------ -----------8888888--------------------8888888--------------------8888888------------8888888888888888----8888888888888888------------8888888--------------------8888888--------------------8888888--------------------8888888--------------------8888888--------------------8888888---------------------------------------- --96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will|* * * * * * * * * *|--------------|Put|* * * * * * * * * *|--------------|This|* * * * * * * * * *|--------------|On|* * * * * * * * * *|--------------|Your|* * * * * * * * * *|--------------|Profile|----------------------------- -----|If|----------------------------- -----|Your|----------------------------- -----|A|----------------------------- -----|Proud|----------------------------- -----|AmericanLong Live the United States of America SPYROPut this on your channel to stop Spyro Haters!╔══╗║╔═╝╔══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗║╚═╗║╔╗║╚╝║╔╗║╔╗║╚═╗║║╚╝╠╗╔╣╚╝╣║║║╔═╝║║╔═╝║║║╔╗║╚╝║╚══╝╚╝..╚╝╚╝╚╩═...S... Put This...H... On Your...A... Channel...D... To Keep...O... Shadow...W... From Being Hated!...!!...It Shows That You Care |..........| Put this on your|..........| page if you have|.......O| ever pushed a|..........| door that said pull.|..........|A black man walked into a bar.A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around. He then said:"Listen sir....when I was born, I was BLACK,""When I grew up, I was BLACK,""When I'm sick, I'm BLACK,""When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK,""When I'm cold, I'm BLACK,""When I die, I'll be BLACK.""But, you sir...""When you are born, you're PINK,""When you grow up, you're WHITE,""When you're sick, you're GREEN,""When you go in the sun, you turn RED,""When you're cold, you turn BLUE,""And when you die, you turn PURPLE,""And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Put this on your page if you HATE racism...█████████████████ 100% animal loverFavorite Sonic Characters: Shadow, Sonic, Rouge, Knuckles, Cream.Least Favorite Sonic Characters: Eggman, Tails (because 4kids screwed with his voice so bad)Dislikes: Islam, Buddism, Ear rape, spam, sub 4 sub, racists, those who bash Christians, school, teachers, Fred, Queerlicious2, the "Amazing" Atheist, Thunderf00t, etc.

Videos (30)

Volvic, Filled With Homestar and Sh*t

  • Length: 0:30
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
  • View Count: 56
  • Author: jokemasterslifer

Tags: Bad  Homestar  Pom-Pom  Runner  Shit  Strong  Tennis  Volvic  YTP 

YES

Strong Bad's Reaction to Woodster117's Homestar Video

Tags: Bad  Strong  Woodster117  YTP 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX THE BEGGINING OF A YTP TENNIS WITH STRONG BAD.

Volvic Censored *REMAKE*

  • Length: 0:41
  • Rating Average: 2.33 from 3 people
  • View Count: 61' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: jokemasterslifer

Tags: Alan  Beep  Censorship  George  Tyrannosauraus  Unnecessary  Volcano  Volvic 

edit: 1 STAR?! WTF?! I know it aint perfect, but c'mon, it's better than one star :/I guess I've just been in the uploading mood lately, but anyways, this is the remake of the original one that really sucked, I hope you like it.

Favorites (649)

Super Mario Bros. Bloopers Flash Video

  • Length: 4:35
  • Rating Average: 4.79 from 642 people
  • View Count: 157602' favoriteCount='1346
  • Author: CandoraAuthes

Tags: Bloopers  Bros  Brothers  Flash  Funny  Mario  Newgrounds  Parody  Spoof  Super  Video 

EDIT: For the kids that can't watch SMBB #2, the link is here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/262884A flash video found on http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/225393 by SebastianLopez (Permission given) on bloopers in the first ever Super Mario Bros. Game.Mario and all it's characters...

Stupid Mario Bros. The lost bloopers

  • Length: 2:46
  • Rating Average: 4.65 from 171 people
  • View Count: 73765' favoriteCount='339
  • Author: Kandoo

Tags: bloopers  Mario  Stupid 

Someone made this in newgrounds.

Super Mario World Bloopers

  • Length: 1:52
  • Rating Average: 4.19 from 619 people
  • View Count: 268487' favoriteCount='883
  • Author: GameJunkieKyle

Tags: bloopers  funny  games  mario  nintendo  super  video  videogames  wii  world 

The first sprite movie I made. Very Funny. This is my new Youtube account, my old one was Irishmankyle